Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
Randomize
