Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
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I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
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For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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