honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
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Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
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she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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