she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
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yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
Dear drunk me, don't shave my balls til you're sober. My junk looks like a pomeranian with mange.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
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some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
Semen is not good for contacts.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
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