Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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