I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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