I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Pants 0. Shit 1.
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
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I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
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Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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