pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
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