So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Life lesson: Don't give a drunk girl a dutch oven after having taco bell. She puked all over my pillow. Funny as hell though.
Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.
You win. Erica always eats cat food.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
We're using joints as your birthday candles
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
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