so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
Is her dick bigger than yours?
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