All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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