Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
Come over. I'll eat you out and we'll make bacon.
best text I've received ever.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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