it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
I'm passing your future prison.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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