I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
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