do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
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