Duck Duck Cougar?
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
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He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
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The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
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