Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
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your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
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