You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
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