As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
you win again, gameday.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
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