Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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