so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
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It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
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Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
I love you.
Bad choice
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