Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
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oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
Showing up at the grocery store at 5am to have the clerk sprint to the condom cabinet waiving the keys because you told him to hurry it was an emergency
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
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These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
sex in a hospital.. check
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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