So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
I think i peed on brittanys purse
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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