I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
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Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
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He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
I got inside last night via doggy door
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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