We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
Found a left over fake Olympic medal from our party last weekend. Awarded it to a random girl in the bar last night. Its the only thing she was wearing this morning when she woke up at my place.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?