I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.