ADVERTISEMENT

• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.

  Fav 25 1667 1863

  share tweet
  

• (214): View more from Texas

  I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.

  Fav 56 3957 2037

  share tweet
  
ADVERTISEMENT

• (562): View more from California

  Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop

  Fav 78 4960 1581

  share tweet
  

• (973): View more from New Jersey

  There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....

  Fav 25 3022 1946

  share tweet
  
• 

  19 Characteristics That Make People Instantly Attractive

  Read it at the TFLN blog
  

• (510): View more from California

  I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.

  Fav 10 6009 963

  share tweet
  

• (303): View more from Colorado

  I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.

  Fav 19 5301 1401

  share tweet
  
ADVERTISEMENT

• (276): View more from Virginia

  Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.

  Fav 7 3145 1186

  share tweet
  

• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it

  Fav 8 2043 1886

  share tweet
  

• (601): View more from Mississippi

  Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.

  Fav 6 774 2674

  share tweet
  
• 

  25 People Confess What They’re Shamefully Attracted To

  Read it at the TFLN blog
  

• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication

  Fav 11 1277 804

  share tweet
  

• (423): View more from Tennessee

  What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.

  (1-423): View more from Tennessee

  Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.

  Fav 5 2347 1067

  share tweet
  
ADVERTISEMENT

• (902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

  I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.

  Fav 3 826 572

  share tweet
  

• (330): View more from Ohio

  That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could

  Fav 2 527 493

  share tweet
  

• (250): View more from British Columbia

  I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.

  Fav 3 460 770

  share tweet
  
ADVERTISEMENT

• (813): View more from Florida

  It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!

  Fav 3 319 159

  share tweet
  

Randomize