Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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