im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
Randomize
