Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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