no you cant smoke seaweed
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
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I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
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I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
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