party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
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