You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
I was trying not to text you this weekend, so I deleted your number when I was sober. Then auto restore at midnight. It was like drunk magic
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Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
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You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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