school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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