we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
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Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
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"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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