yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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