if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
You tried to call the hospital and left a voicemail asking if you could be put on the liver transplant list as a "pre-caution"
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
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My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
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I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
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