im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
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I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
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Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
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