I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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