On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
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He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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