By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
Accidentally typed message to mom that included word "kink." FML. Played it off as autocorrect from "drink" which was somehow more acceptable
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
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