I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
only you would photoshop your dick
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He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
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Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
I have fence marks all over my body
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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