So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
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dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
The squirrels are partying on my roof again. Now they're just rubbing it in that I'm home alone on a Saturday night and they're having orgies.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
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If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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