Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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