I'll bet she douches with gravy.
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
So I'm about to drive his drunk ass home and he spits on my car. Before I can say, "Dude, what the fuck?!", he puts his finger to my lips and goes "shhh, its in the past."
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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