he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
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She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
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I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
I am such a fucking liability at weddings. I ended up making out with this married 40-year-old that told me that basically if I came home with him and be a sex partner for him and his wife, I would never have to pay for anything again. Extremely considered it.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
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