You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
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