dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
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they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
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He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
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