i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
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