no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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