I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
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Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
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Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
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