This girl is more easily done than said...
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
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Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
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I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
Why do guys insist on chatting me up this early in the morning? I'm just like "Dude, I look like the bastard child of Einstein and a troll doll. Let me eat my Hot Pocket in peace."
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
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