I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
Randomize