Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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