Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
You went to the wrong car, tried to open the locked door, and started crying because you thought we were playing a mean trick. Then the owner came...
He kissed a someone with a penis
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
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The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
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Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
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