My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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