Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
my soul wont recognize me after tonight
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
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So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
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LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
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