All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
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